Monday, September 8, 2014

I Love My Audience...& Making Them Laugh Their Butts Off!!! (I Get Paid To Do This...)

I Love My Audience...& Making Them Laugh Their Butts Off!!! (I Get Paid To Do This...)  (Click the link to the left to view my site and review my book...IF the book makes you laugh...I've succeeded w/ my mission with my life...making you laugh your butt off...this makes me HAPPY 4 U!)

Love Time Inc.
Professor PMSing
198 Sherwood Street Apt 3
Portland ME 04103
207 774 5079
bbbillybigbe94@gmail.com  Send me an e-mail message.  Just make sure its so funny I laugh my butt off and fall to the floor and die from laughter...LAUGHTER IS The BEST MEDICINE!

Thanks for Loving on me!  I appreciate it very much!  Let me know what you think...Make sure that when you do call my telephone number that you leave a very funny message!  It has to be FUNNY!

Anyone who decides to purchase my Filthy Funny Dirty Joke Book:  Rude  Crude & Socially Unacceptable will receive a FREE GIFT in the mail...all you have to do is provide a screen shot or a receipt that you paid for the book online and send that to Love Time Inc. and you will receive your FREE GIFT in the mail.  Please allow 2-3 business days!  Thank You for your order!  

P.S.  Remember:  When you are feeling full of love, hate and despair come running as well and that the correct thing to do is make yourself laugh in the mirror or in front of someone by telling them a PG or Filthy Dirty Funny Joke.  The most you will do is FAIL but you are welcome to crack another joke until you make the person you are trying to laugh LAUGH!  You are welcome to write down jokes that you think are FUNNY and to save enough of them for an Open Mic Nite and go make an audience of people laugh their butts off!!!  I've been doing this for 20++ years and this is one of the dreams I have lived in this lifetime and the reason why I make people laugh is because I am a very sad, messed up and disturbed individual who needs therapy and the best kind of therapy in the world is either 1.  Sex Therapy  2.  Talk Therapy and I get plenty of that from my friends  3.  Work Is All There Is - Bette Davis...so if you are THAT DEPRESSED, do something to Occupy Your Mind & life won't be so bad...Clean, Clean, Clean Your HOUSE!!! Make it sparkle & shine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cheerio!
Professor PMSing


Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Ask For Directions

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS...LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY...
(Click on above link to view and order for your husband, chatty kathy wife or your children who never quite down...)